Moms can be amazing. A woman with two very young hyperactive sons sat opposite me in the cafe about twenty minutes ago and, boy, what a challenge she had stopping them knocking everything over. Then suddenly she says to the younger who is like two years old: “Is it time to go to the toilet?” to which his cheerful response was: “Yes”. And I thought: “How did she know?”. They leave. Five seconds later I smelt the poo in his pants.