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From giggles to Rip van Winkle

00 You have no idea what you’ve been let in for. You’re still giggling like a baby.
10 Life is a riot. Bikes, games and throwing water at strangers. Fun!
20 You can go all night. The world revolves around your ego and beer is a man’s best friend.
30 The gym bunny can’t push those love handles.
40 The first time your heart skips you flip. Doctor says you’re OK. Really.
50 At last you too learn the young have no idea what they have. You buy a sports car.
60 Travel around the world and the seven seas. Medical bills.
70 Your hip gives at your first salsa class. “But inside, I still feel like twenty!”
80 If you’re lucky your home is your pension. If not, it’s the other home for you.
90 Everyone’s waiting.

00 You have no idea what you’ve been let in for. You’re still giggling like a baby.
10 Kissed your first boy. He was super cute. You discover pink.
20 You’ve read Schopenhauer and been to Paris. You’re going to save the world.
30 You earn that PhD and the world really is your oyster. Clever girl.
40 You’re a wife, mother, sister, friend, lover. You’re too much. It’s too much.
50 He abandons you for a wrinkle free damsel. You discover yoga.
60 You’re cool with grey.
70 You get that second chance. He is a true gentleman.
80 Wisdom is a girl’s best talent. Everyone loves you.
90 Everyone’s waiting.

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